so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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