One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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