Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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