its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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