girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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