she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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