All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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