Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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