Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
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