I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I did not marry a roomba.
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