This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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