I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
the liver wants what the liver wants
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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