these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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