Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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