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So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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