So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
