He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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