You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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