It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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