the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Of course I have a pirate flag
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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