HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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