he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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