I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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