Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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