remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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