chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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