Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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