OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
did you just send me my own nude
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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