if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
