i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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