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he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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