***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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