: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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