I love black thongs
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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