Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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