Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
You can make out without kissing
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