it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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