I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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