Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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