There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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