Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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