Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I want you more than these girls want KFC
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
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I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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