lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
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