At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
His nipple licking is glorious
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