Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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