don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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