i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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