stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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