I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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