He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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