Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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