i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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