Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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