Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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