i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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