He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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